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Post by Nathan on Feb 7, 2006 23:18:39 GMT -6
By Order of the Sovereign Natopian Emperor,
CONCERNED, over the welfare of My person and the safety of those important to me and the State,
NOT KNOWING, the legality of such a decree as this,
BUT ALSO KNOWING, the vacancy in the High Royal Court
REALIZING, the possibility of mental instablity in this threat,
HOWEVER IGNORING, the previous statements,
The person of CRAIG BILLMEYER, who resides wholly within sovereign lands of the Empire, is hereby classified as ENEMY of the STATE, subject to the following consequences of such classification:
1. Permission by all citizens to terminate on sight.
Decreed this Seventh Day of the Second Month of the Two-thousand and Sixth Year of the Common Era by His Sovereign Majesty, Reverend Nathan the Only, Sovereign Natopian Emperor, Baron of Ziegeland, Sovereign of the Order of the Black Hole, Avatar of the House of Waffle-Paine, Grand Commander of the Natopian Defense Force, Knight of Order of the Griffin, Companion of the Order of the Rio Grande, Knight of Sullifree, Knight Stranger of the Order of Ronen
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Post by Nathan on Feb 7, 2006 23:19:26 GMT -6
you all better watch out... with no one around, i might go craaazy with decree making!!
this is but a taste
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Post by FCM on Feb 8, 2006 1:07:52 GMT -6
hmm u sure ur mentally fit to rule? anyway if i see this bloke i'll snap his neck... but only if i get a medal
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Post by Z on Feb 8, 2006 7:49:21 GMT -6
The MuckyPucky police will be on the look out!
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Post by Z on Feb 8, 2006 9:38:27 GMT -6
Oh by the way... what exactly did this "poor sap" do?
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Post by Nathan on Feb 8, 2006 14:35:52 GMT -6
Well, firstly he staulks and annoys The Right Honorable Sherry, Baroness of Lochhatonia... by sending her half-naked pictures displaying his manly muscles (which, as she showed me, is certyainly not the case). And he is generally annoying and does drugs only because his friends do and, aftering sending Sherry threatening emails, sends her apologetic ones, and tries to befriend me, apparently as I may have some sway over getting Sherry to go out with him...
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Post by sherry on Feb 8, 2006 14:39:22 GMT -6
nice decree
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Post by Nathan on Feb 8, 2006 14:44:16 GMT -6
and tom... if you do ever see him, and snap his neck. you will certainly get a medal ;D
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Post by Tasneem on Feb 9, 2006 14:54:45 GMT -6
Amazing decree. And if he wasn't mentally unstable before... he sure is now. I would have thought that this would have been in the past by now, but apparently I'm wrong. It's been like two years and it's still going on? Can anyone say psycho?
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Post by FCM on Feb 9, 2006 20:00:45 GMT -6
and welcome to the ministry of assasinations lol ;D
more cloaks, daggers and medals than u can shake a stick at
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Post by Nathan on Feb 9, 2006 21:08:07 GMT -6
hmm... maybe we do need one of those...
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Post by Tasneem on Feb 9, 2006 21:45:29 GMT -6
Hey now, let's restart executions!
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Post by Nathan on Feb 9, 2006 21:50:53 GMT -6
we've always had executions ;D
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Post by FCM on Feb 10, 2006 4:12:18 GMT -6
can i be minister of assasinations then? ;D
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Post by Z on Feb 10, 2006 14:33:34 GMT -6
sweetness!
Anyone see Munich? (its not as random a question as you think!)
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