Post by Nathan on Nov 29, 2007 18:45:42 GMT -6
As revealed to St. Taznim, the Seven Laws are the cornerstone of Bovinism.
Thou will not murder.
Thou will not steal.
Thou will not lie.
Thou will not worship any other Cow.
Thou will honor thy dairy farmers.
Thou will embrace thy neighbor's strange customs.
Thou will not covet thy neighbor's ass, thou will go to the gym instead.
Thou will not murder.
Thou will not steal.
Thou will not lie.
Thou will not worship any other Cow.
Thou will honor thy dairy farmers.
Thou will embrace thy neighbor's strange customs.
Thou will not covet thy neighbor's ass, thou will go to the gym instead.