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Post by Nathan on Oct 18, 2004 17:46:27 GMT -6
Hello and welcome to Dingo Enterprises, maker of fine Widgets since 1995. Dingo Enterprises has been in operation for nine years and we are finalaly ready to open an on-line presense. This is a special occasion, the first Natopian-run business in Natopia.
As a celebration for our opening, we are offering a sale!
You may purchase one Widget for N50. Two Widgets for N80 (thats a N20 saving!!!) Or buy five Widgets for the low, low price of N200 (a whopping N50 saving!!)
Hurry and buy your Widgets now, supplies ARE limited!! We guarantee Widgets will soon be owned by the elite of Natopian society. Improve your social standing now, place an order of five Widgets, our best deal, now!!!
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Post by Tasneem on Oct 18, 2004 18:01:13 GMT -6
I want a widget! Make that two!
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Post by Nathan on Oct 18, 2004 21:35:32 GMT -6
Thank you Prime Minister! The N80 will be deducted from your account. Might I suggest you display your Widgets in your signature so all may see your signs of wealth?
(hooray for capitalism!!)
I will purchase 5 Widgets myself!
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Post by Nathan on Oct 18, 2004 21:36:12 GMT -6
Hurry we have only 193 Widgets available!!
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Post by Tasneem on Oct 19, 2004 14:52:51 GMT -6
I'll buy four more widgets so I can have more than you!
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Post by Nathan on Oct 19, 2004 15:51:19 GMT -6
N160 has been taken form ur account.
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Post by MasterRDavis on Oct 19, 2004 20:17:31 GMT -6
How much money do I have? And can I exchange Gotzborg Thalers into Natopos?
If I have anything - put it ALL into Widgets...lemme know what that comes out as...if anything lol.
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Post by Nathan on Oct 19, 2004 22:00:12 GMT -6
Of course you can change your Thalens to Natopos. However, in your account now, you have N3050.
For N3000 you can have 75 Widgets (at the rate of N200 per 5 Widgets).
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Post by MasterRDavis on Oct 20, 2004 3:05:26 GMT -6
75 you say! Then do it to it, my friend!! All your Widgets are belong to us!!! hehehe
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Post by Nathan on Oct 20, 2004 15:50:27 GMT -6
well... wow... um... we have 114 Widgets left!!!
not to be outdone by a foreigner, who doesnt have to pay taxes, I will by 75 Widgets!!
39 Widgets left.
dont worry folks, we will increase Widget production in our next shipment!
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Post by Tasneem on Oct 20, 2004 16:03:30 GMT -6
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I want to buy all the remaining widgets!
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Post by Nathan on Oct 21, 2004 20:49:35 GMT -6
that'll be N1560.. deducted form ur account.
there are no Widgets left!!!
a new shipment will arrive soon.
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Post by alrodria on Oct 23, 2004 18:35:50 GMT -6
What is a Widget?
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Post by Nathan on Oct 23, 2004 22:33:13 GMT -6
Technically, a "widget" is the generic name of a product. such as a generic name of a fictitous company is Acme, or Ajax or what have you. Widgets are like sprockets, what George Jetson produced... just meaningless product names.
In Natopia, widgets are a symbol of wealth and social standing. The more widgets you have the more dispensable money you have.
Hooray for capitalism! ;D
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Post by alrodria on Nov 2, 2004 17:41:43 GMT -6
COOL
So how much money do I have?
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