Konrad von Zeck vs Pirateman54

[Konrad von Zeck]

Your Honor, please review this case and hopefully you choose to accept it.

Plaintiff: Konrad von Zeck
Defendent: Pirateman54

Reason: Pirateman has issued statements about me that are against section 9.5, Continual verbal attacks on another citizen for the sole purpose of upsetting the victim and section 7.10 slander and libel. Examples follow. " Hippie loving sissy bastard!! No juice for you." "Vote in favor or I will kill you!!!" "Screw you Konrad von shit'' I am deeply offended by these comments and seek remedy under Natopian law.


Evidence:
chancellornate.proboards20.com/index.cgi?board=senate&action=display&thread=1179286836
chancellornate.proboards20.com/index.cgi?board=senate&action=display&thread=1179464835

[pirateman54]

Why are you deeply offended? I know my juice is simply amazing, but you have to realize that it's my juice and I'll do what I want with it. I can choose who I want to do business with. However since I am very gracious, I think I can let you have my products in a couple days.

[Konrad von Zeck]

This case is not about your business

[Z]

Ok. I think I've made up my mind but if the plaintiff has anything constructive to say in his defense. Anything vaguely resembling a insult to anyone or containing a single expletive and your in contempt of court.

[mz]

pirate left...

[Z]

Ok I'll deliberate with evidence I've been given. Also when addressing the court I prefer you start with "your honor"

[Nathan]

I was just doing the salaries and noticed Pirate has a sizeable sum of money in his account. If it pleases the Court I suggest that the government seizes those assets and distributes them evenly, or however your Honor sees fair, to the two plaintiffs.

[FCM]

seems like an excellent idea to me

[Konrad von Zeck]

great idea

[mz]

sounds good