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Post by Nathan on Jul 3, 2006 17:13:55 GMT -6
Your Honor,
Mr. Craig Billmeyer has been identified as an Enemy of the State by Imperial Decree 54. This decree was issued on February 7, 2006, by myself. The decree commands that any citizen, upon sight of Mr. Billmeyer, is allowed to terminate him.
Therefore, upon his very public appearance in the Wild Goat Pub I ask that you grant an Order for Public Execution to the public security forces of the Natopian Defense Force so that they may apprehend him and arrest him in Lindstrom Square where all citizens will be able to participate in the cheeto-toting of Craig Billmeyer, tormentor of Miss Sherry Lochhaas and annoyance of His Sovereign Majesty.
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Post by Z on Jul 3, 2006 17:17:54 GMT -6
Granted your magesty!
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Post by FCM on Jul 3, 2006 17:28:49 GMT -6
ah good, can i smash his head in with a maglite instead though?
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Post by Nathan on Jul 3, 2006 17:32:23 GMT -6
the law says cheetos only... however... His Honor is the ultimate interpretation of the law god... we're so corrupt! i love it! ;D
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Post by FCM on Jul 3, 2006 17:33:33 GMT -6
oh ok whats to be done with the corpse?
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Post by Z on Jul 3, 2006 17:36:01 GMT -6
I'm not going into that you sick pervert!!! Anyway yes only cheetos and very small rocks (the kind the float in ponds) also lays chips, and old moldy popcorn is allowed.
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Post by FCM on Jul 3, 2006 17:45:27 GMT -6
sick pervert?? how dare u
i only asked because we could sell his organs for transplant, china does it
i hear kidneys fetch an attractive price
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Post by Brian Capelle on Jul 3, 2006 17:47:00 GMT -6
We could be Natopo millionaires! (Id buy them, they would work well for my experiments)
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Post by FCM on Jul 3, 2006 17:49:55 GMT -6
we could do a bogof offer on the kidneys lol
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Post by Brian Capelle on Jul 3, 2006 17:55:55 GMT -6
Maybe I can make a new Emma Watson with the organs... except for the brain of course, gotta get a new one ofthat... then again if she stalked me or sent me half naked pictures I would not mind
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Post by Nathan on Jul 3, 2006 19:33:08 GMT -6
haha!
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Post by FCM on Jul 4, 2006 2:42:48 GMT -6
oh christ frankenwatson
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Post by Tasneem on Jul 4, 2006 12:05:08 GMT -6
Poor Emma. Poor poor her. You would insult her to use any Craig-ified thing to recreate her. Cause Craig is icky
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Post by Z on Jul 4, 2006 12:10:31 GMT -6
Order in my court. It is hereby against the rules to say the name Emma Watson in this court. Oh drat I just broke that rule didnt I...
but that is pretty funny.
Ok we can sell the organs.
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Post by FCM on Jul 4, 2006 12:14:21 GMT -6
good, i wonder how much a liver is worth...
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