Post by Brian Capelle on Dec 28, 2005 20:15:55 GMT -6
OK, well, here we go.
CHEESE! NO ICKY BAGELS!
Good intentions, but you are clueless as to how the music industry actually works and how bad artists are screwed (unless, of course, they run an indie label which can surprisingly be more profitable than being a more famous artist.) In my opinion, it conflicts with 7.3 about theft being illegal.
honestly...
What if they don't know?
Again... strange, a bit, don't you think
23. All alcoholic beverages are hereby banned from the Kingdom.
23.2 Alcoholic products may not be imported into the Kingdom.
23.3 The production of alcohol is prohibited, those found producing alcohol shall be fined N1,000 for the first infraction and then imprisoned for any subsequent infractions.
23.4 The government will provide free rehabilitation clinics to aid those with the dieseae, alcoholism.
23.5 Breweries will be eligible for subsidies until they have made the transition to more lawful productions. The Ministry of Internal Affairs will oversee and hasten these transitions.
24. The production, possession, and importation of tobacco, or any tobacco products, is hereby prohibited.
24.2 The government will produce educational materials to educate the populace on the dangers of alcohol and tobacco products.
24.3 Tobacco products shall include: all varieties of cigarettes, cigars, snuff, and chewing tobacco.
24.4 The Natopian Defense Force is authorized to use necessary force to disrupt and dismantle any illegal activities regarding the production, possession, or importation of alcohol or tobacco products.
24.5 The following substances shall be classified as illegal and have the same status as alcohol and tobacco products:
a. Cocaine, in all forms
b. Heroine, in all forms
c. Methamphetamine
d. LSD, a.k.a. "acid," in all forms
e. Ecstasy
f. Marijuana
g. PCP, "angel dust"
h. Ketamine
i. Amphetamine
j. OxyContin
k. Nicotine
l. Or any combination of 24.5a through 24.5k.
24.6 All first instances of production, possession, and importation of these illegal substances will result in a N1,000 fine. Subsequent instances of production, possession, and importation will result in incarceration for 20 years and a N10,000 fine.
In my opinion, should be appropriately modified to get rid of alcoholic bans and tobacco bans, the former we already discussed.
3.2 The bagel is the traditional breakfast food of Natopia. Bagels must be served with juice or iced tea.
CHEESE! NO ICKY BAGELS!
4. Every Natopian citizen must read one episode of "All My Mehlville."
4.2 At least one episode must be read by August 23, 2005.
4.3 Failure to do this will result in the termination of that person's citizenship and government seizure of their assets.
4.2 At least one episode must be read by August 23, 2005.
4.3 Failure to do this will result in the termination of that person's citizenship and government seizure of their assets.
6. This government shall not punish its citizens for downloading media files.
6.2 The media forms of art, music, and video shall be protected by, but not limited to, this act.
6.3 Citizens are obviously a part of mankind, and therefore have the right to partake in all aspects of mankind's culture.
6.4 Culture shall be defined as, but not limited to, all aspects of a group of humans that defines that group.
6.5 No law of this government shall with hold culture from any humans.
6.6 Aspects of culture that cause harm to bystanders, or death to participants will not be protected by this act.
6.2 The media forms of art, music, and video shall be protected by, but not limited to, this act.
6.3 Citizens are obviously a part of mankind, and therefore have the right to partake in all aspects of mankind's culture.
6.4 Culture shall be defined as, but not limited to, all aspects of a group of humans that defines that group.
6.5 No law of this government shall with hold culture from any humans.
6.6 Aspects of culture that cause harm to bystanders, or death to participants will not be protected by this act.
Good intentions, but you are clueless as to how the music industry actually works and how bad artists are screwed (unless, of course, they run an indie label which can surprisingly be more profitable than being a more famous artist.) In my opinion, it conflicts with 7.3 about theft being illegal.
8.2 execution
honestly...
a. Citizens must notifiy the administration of the virtual location if they have unintentionally entered a restricted area due to technical problems that allowed them in. b. Failure to report accidental entrance will result in the same punishment as one who intentionally entered unlawfully.
What if they don't know?
10. The following actions may be used by the Imperial Government as punishments for crimes outlined in section 9 of the Royal Code:
10.2 Permanent deletion of citizen's account, permenant banning of all known IP addresses and emails, and permenant termination of citizenship.
a. This person may NEVER be granted citizenship or access to Natopia's virtual locations again.
b. This punishment may be termed: "virtual execution."
10.3 The terms of section 10.2 of the Royal Code may be implemented with time restrictions.
10.4 Restriction of posting priviledges to a single "prison board," and the removal of other priviledges, as allowed by technology available.
10.2 Permanent deletion of citizen's account, permenant banning of all known IP addresses and emails, and permenant termination of citizenship.
a. This person may NEVER be granted citizenship or access to Natopia's virtual locations again.
b. This punishment may be termed: "virtual execution."
10.3 The terms of section 10.2 of the Royal Code may be implemented with time restrictions.
10.4 Restriction of posting priviledges to a single "prison board," and the removal of other priviledges, as allowed by technology available.
Again... strange, a bit, don't you think
23. All alcoholic beverages are hereby banned from the Kingdom.
23.2 Alcoholic products may not be imported into the Kingdom.
23.3 The production of alcohol is prohibited, those found producing alcohol shall be fined N1,000 for the first infraction and then imprisoned for any subsequent infractions.
23.4 The government will provide free rehabilitation clinics to aid those with the dieseae, alcoholism.
23.5 Breweries will be eligible for subsidies until they have made the transition to more lawful productions. The Ministry of Internal Affairs will oversee and hasten these transitions.
24. The production, possession, and importation of tobacco, or any tobacco products, is hereby prohibited.
24.2 The government will produce educational materials to educate the populace on the dangers of alcohol and tobacco products.
24.3 Tobacco products shall include: all varieties of cigarettes, cigars, snuff, and chewing tobacco.
24.4 The Natopian Defense Force is authorized to use necessary force to disrupt and dismantle any illegal activities regarding the production, possession, or importation of alcohol or tobacco products.
24.5 The following substances shall be classified as illegal and have the same status as alcohol and tobacco products:
a. Cocaine, in all forms
b. Heroine, in all forms
c. Methamphetamine
d. LSD, a.k.a. "acid," in all forms
e. Ecstasy
f. Marijuana
g. PCP, "angel dust"
h. Ketamine
i. Amphetamine
j. OxyContin
k. Nicotine
l. Or any combination of 24.5a through 24.5k.
24.6 All first instances of production, possession, and importation of these illegal substances will result in a N1,000 fine. Subsequent instances of production, possession, and importation will result in incarceration for 20 years and a N10,000 fine.
In my opinion, should be appropriately modified to get rid of alcoholic bans and tobacco bans, the former we already discussed.
