Post by Nathan on Oct 8, 2009 14:46:56 GMT -6
The Primacy of the Church in Worshiping the Butter Spirit
Beloved Calves, as is known the Butter Spirit lives among us once again in the form of the Butter Bull. The supremacy and authority of the Dozan Bovic Church has not been altered by this. However, to more fully glorify the new facets of the Butter Bull into the Dozan Bovic dogma certain elements will be added to the Church.
1. The Dozan Bovic Church hereby recognizes the chosen druids of Hazelwood as they were the first to witness the Butter Bull. Jaies Timberpine is hereby canonized as a living saint of the Church for his conversion to Bovinism and leading his people toward the glory of the Church.
2. By this Bull they are organized into the Jaiescan Order and protected as an organ of this Church. This Order will have the mission of worshipping the Butter Spirit as commanded to them by the reincarnated Butter Bull. Their monastery will be the Sacred Glade within the Great Hazel Woods.
3. The use of Hazkisi magic shall not be suppressed throughout the Church. All Dozan Bovics may seek the ways of the Hazel druids while maintaining the path towards Dairyland.
Given this Eighth day in the month of Tasneber in the Fourth Year of Family Guy from the Basilica of St Bessie, Doza, by the hand of the Pentheros Nathan and with blessings from the Butter Spirit
Beloved Calves, as is known the Butter Spirit lives among us once again in the form of the Butter Bull. The supremacy and authority of the Dozan Bovic Church has not been altered by this. However, to more fully glorify the new facets of the Butter Bull into the Dozan Bovic dogma certain elements will be added to the Church.
1. The Dozan Bovic Church hereby recognizes the chosen druids of Hazelwood as they were the first to witness the Butter Bull. Jaies Timberpine is hereby canonized as a living saint of the Church for his conversion to Bovinism and leading his people toward the glory of the Church.
2. By this Bull they are organized into the Jaiescan Order and protected as an organ of this Church. This Order will have the mission of worshipping the Butter Spirit as commanded to them by the reincarnated Butter Bull. Their monastery will be the Sacred Glade within the Great Hazel Woods.
3. The use of Hazkisi magic shall not be suppressed throughout the Church. All Dozan Bovics may seek the ways of the Hazel druids while maintaining the path towards Dairyland.
Given this Eighth day in the month of Tasneber in the Fourth Year of Family Guy from the Basilica of St Bessie, Doza, by the hand of the Pentheros Nathan and with blessings from the Butter Spirit