Post by Nathan on Dec 14, 2006 0:55:22 GMT -6
"No name" - Matt Ziff
1. Walk on head for 5ft
2. 360 degrees back flip
3. Waddle like a penguin while impersonating famous dead environmentalists for 10ft then repeat
"Funky Fresh" - Sir Joel Castleberry
Walk like Bender, a Nazi, and use funky fresh dance moves.
"The Charles" - HRM August Charles II
- requires a bluey suit from the 70's or 80's which should be a little small for the wearer. A pinkish shirt with a wide salmon coloured tie is also required. Brown dress shoes as well.
Walking forward, kick out your foot so that it points out dainty like and before you put your foot down let it relax so it looks loose.
Whilst walking in this way, right hand should be in the right pocket of the blazer, only in up to the knuckles, palm flat agains your torso. Right arm should be elbow outward.
Left hand thumb and index finger touching together, remainder of fingers together (like the A-ok hand signal) arm should be swung from behind and all the way forward 180 degrees from directly behind to directly out front, at waist level, the arm never falling below the waist. Arm should be relaxed when swung so that it has fluidity of motion and moves with grace, stiff arm movements no good.
The face of the person should include pinching your lips together in a pouty kind of look and with one eyebrow raised and a confident, playboy like look in the eyes to top it all off.
"The National Babkha Step" - Brian Cappelle
1. Walk in circles
2. Left hand is on crotch
3. Suck right thumb.
"The Hasidic and the Midget" - Careless
It's a tandem walk. A man in traditional hasidic garb travels on a unicycle. To keep his long beard from getting caught in the spokes, he is accompanied by a midget, Enter silly walk:
The midget, on those back-bending metal flex stilts that are good for bouncing, in addition, the midget must hold up a staff with a forked top in which the beard rests. This has a wheel on the bottom and the midget must keep pace with the unicyclist otherwise the staff will pull the unicyclist off his cycle or the midget onto the floor which would be painful for both parties.
1. Walk on head for 5ft
2. 360 degrees back flip
3. Waddle like a penguin while impersonating famous dead environmentalists for 10ft then repeat
"Funky Fresh" - Sir Joel Castleberry
Walk like Bender, a Nazi, and use funky fresh dance moves.
"The Charles" - HRM August Charles II
- requires a bluey suit from the 70's or 80's which should be a little small for the wearer. A pinkish shirt with a wide salmon coloured tie is also required. Brown dress shoes as well.
Walking forward, kick out your foot so that it points out dainty like and before you put your foot down let it relax so it looks loose.
Whilst walking in this way, right hand should be in the right pocket of the blazer, only in up to the knuckles, palm flat agains your torso. Right arm should be elbow outward.
Left hand thumb and index finger touching together, remainder of fingers together (like the A-ok hand signal) arm should be swung from behind and all the way forward 180 degrees from directly behind to directly out front, at waist level, the arm never falling below the waist. Arm should be relaxed when swung so that it has fluidity of motion and moves with grace, stiff arm movements no good.
The face of the person should include pinching your lips together in a pouty kind of look and with one eyebrow raised and a confident, playboy like look in the eyes to top it all off.
"The National Babkha Step" - Brian Cappelle
1. Walk in circles
2. Left hand is on crotch
3. Suck right thumb.
"The Hasidic and the Midget" - Careless
It's a tandem walk. A man in traditional hasidic garb travels on a unicycle. To keep his long beard from getting caught in the spokes, he is accompanied by a midget, Enter silly walk:
The midget, on those back-bending metal flex stilts that are good for bouncing, in addition, the midget must hold up a staff with a forked top in which the beard rests. This has a wheel on the bottom and the midget must keep pace with the unicyclist otherwise the staff will pull the unicyclist off his cycle or the midget onto the floor which would be painful for both parties.