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Post by Nathan on Dec 14, 2004 20:26:35 GMT -6
The Book of Songs
by Nathan Shepard
I. The Venezuela Song
Venezuela, it is so good to me, Venezuela, the children drink their milk from me.
Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico.
Venezuela, where the sun shines a lot, Venezuela, where they have milk not.
Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico.
Venezuela, it is as good as I see, Venezuela, their coffee makes you pee.
Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico.
Venezuela Venezuela Venezuela, Your name is so long. Venezuela Venezuela Venezuela, That's the end of this song.
II. The Sherry Song
Oh, when Sherry sucks, Thing go up. When Sherry blows, Things go down.
Up, up, Down, down, Side to side, Diagonal.
North, East, South, South, West, North, These are the Cardinal directions
When Sherry sucks, Things go up. When Sherry blows, Things go down.
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Post by Nathan on Jul 31, 2005 17:44:12 GMT -6
III. Lucky the Leprechaun (R-rated)
Lucky the Leprechaun is my friend. Lucky the Leprechaun has AIDS. Lucky the Leprechaun got me up the butt. Lucky the Leprechaun is a slut.
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Post by Nathan on Sept 3, 2005 17:52:40 GMT -6
IV. "How is the Weather?"
How is the weather On the other side of the fence? Coz it looks greener And I'm getting meaner Over here.
How is the weather for you? How is it down there? Tell me as I kick while you're down, Tell my why you're down.
Venezuela, Sherry, Lucky Wish I could turn that on at will, I'm usually alone, standing still. Laughing, teasing, teaching.
How is the weather for you? How is it down there? Tell me as I kick while you're down, Tell my why you're down.
You can shut up, I'm fine, we're fine, you're fine. The weather's fine and you're walking the line, Too much rhyme.
This isn't catchy, I hate this. Maybe some random word, "piss," Now it's on the radio. Now the weather's on the radio. How is the weather anyway?
RAIN!
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