[April Plan 1]

[Nathan]

Write a poem about anything.

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Oh my little buttercup,
In these days you dry up.
On the table with the pepper,
Dining with a very clean leper!

How the leper got clean?
I know not, but he does glean,
And with such shining luster.
The Chicago crime boss calls me Buster.

Sometimes poems sound forced
Like this one; I'm riding a horse!
I think three stanzas is fine.
In geometry, two dimensions is a line!

[petejames]

ohhh, am I allowed to right a poem?

[Nathan]

most certainly Ambassador

[Brian Capelle]

10 toes I surely have
but only 9 have nails
due to a Monday operation
to remove ingrown nails that are stale.

[petejames]

The Vikings invented viagra,
It is most plain to see.

The reason why is not because,
The had problems with downstairs,
For if it were they could not do what Vikings do,
Loot Rape and Pilage.

Nor was it that there friends the Danes,
Had a problem either,
Nor Gemany or Switzerland,
Or Austria or Sweden.

You see it is most obvious,
It was they who had invented,
The facts add up to show that,
There is but one conclusion.

You see its Plain and simple,
The reason it was done,
For Vikings came from Norway,
And Europes dong looked down.

[Nathan]

hahaha.... ;D

Scandanavia is a phallic shaped *tee hee*