Post by Nathan on Jul 24, 2004 16:01:53 GMT -6
All My Mehlville
Foundations Trilogy
A Drama Written by Nathan Shepard and
Assisted by Theresa Lochhaas
Episode Two: “The Defense Force”
Narrator: Welcome back to All My Mehlville! I’m so glad you are back! Well, I could care less about you personally. I only care that we haven’t been canceled yet. Ha! [In monotone voice] But I am kidding... We are very pleased that you have returned for the second episode.
Scene- The Cool Nook
Theresa: No, Nathan, we can’t do that!
Nathan: We must!
Sherry: What? What must we do Nathan?
Emily: [In bored, sarcastic voice] Oh yes, please tell us, oh faithful leader.
Nathan: [glares at Emily] PREP!
[Several Freaks begin to advance on her]
Emily: Ah! I’m sorry!
Nathan: [To freaks] She’s OK.
[Freaks slowly leave]
Theresa: [Looks thoroughly confused at Nathan’s display of fascism] Um... well... anyway... Nathan wants to mobilize... the.... [In whisper] the Defense Force.
Sherry: Well, waddawe waitin’ for!!
Theresa: I don’t think it’s a good idea! The D.F was created....
Nathan: It’s the N.D.F. Remember?
Theresa: The N.D.F. was created only for real emergencies!
Nathan: The N.D.F. was created for this such emergency! Tree, the Admin is plotting to kill 500 students!! One is dead already!
Theresa: But... it will instill panic!
Nathan: There already is panic! Poor Richard was last seen complaining about too much homework... the next thing everyone hears is that HE’S DEAD!
Sherry: He’s got a good point... I second the motion.
Theresa: You have no say in the matter.
Sherry: [In fake French accent] Au contraire, madamoiselle, the N.D.F. is the Natopian Defense Force, in case you forgot the acronym. And, I am the Grand Judge of Natopia.
Nathan: Yes, Tree, she outranks you.
Tree: Why did I ever let you incorporate the Student Body Defense Force into the Republic of Natopia??
Sherry: I’m glad you let him. [Grins stupidly]
Emily: I’ve never heard of the Student Body Defense Force.
Theresa: When Natedog and I first teamed up after that... incident... we decided to use our powers to help our fellow students. We called ourselves the Student Body Defense Force. Then Nathan here developed Natopia and thought it would be cool to have a military organization in it. So where else did he turn? Me. I got dragged in as the Supreme Spiritual Leader and the Student Body Defense Force was renamed the Natopian Defense Force. Thus putting it under complete control of Nathan... err... the Grand Chancellor.
Nathan: Don’t forget Aaron, he’s the Supreme Commander of the NDF.
Theresa: Yes, of course.
Nathan: But as a Chancellorial Decree I am removing him from command and placing us both in joint leadership.
Theresa: Excellent.
Nathan: Now, we have to recruit the students to our plight. No doubt the administration will have started recruiting. They can offer more then we can as an enlistment bonus... we offer coupons to Steak ‘n Shake... they offer the promise of no homework.
Sherry: These days “no homework” is synominous with “life”
Emily: What a brave new world we live in.
Sherry: Um... guys? Did you notice we haven’t moved... at all... since the scene started?
Emily: Yeah... my legs are getting tired from standing!
Nathan: Hey! Writer!! What kind of screenwriter has four characters motionless for a whole scene??
Narrator: Well, I figured the scene was rather full already, what with the dialogue and the explanation of the Defense Force.
Nathan: C’mon!
Narrator: You don’t wanna mess with a screenwriter! Take this!
[Nathan strips and runs through halls shouting, “I’m gay, and so proud! Be my boyfriend someone!” then returns and dresses]
Nathan: Um... I’m sorry. Can people not remember that?
Nathan: Thanks!
Narrator: Um... you’re not supposed to remember anything.
Nathan: Oh! Hehehe... Never mind then... [Blushes]
Sherry: So how about some of that moving?
Narrator: Oh, right, here ya go!
[Everyone does 20 jumping jacks]
All: Thanks man!
Narrator: No problem.
[Fade out]
Scene- Lunch, café
Nathan: OK, when are we gonna start recruiting?
Tree: [In mock voice] I don’t know, grand chancellor, you tell me!
Nathan: Tree, come come, we are facing grave odds; this is no time to be acting that way!
Sherry: Yeah! Um... I agree!
Emily: [to Sherry] When will we implement the plan?
Sherry: Shush! Not here! We don’t want those two to hear!
Tree: Well, you are speaking very loudly; now I can’t help but ask what you two are up to.
Emily: ... uh.... nothing!
[Shadow enters]
Shadow: Attention human slug beasts! Your school principals are attempting to murder you!! Stay home, don’t do homework!
[Nathan and Tree approach Shadow]
Tree: Will you tell us who you are now?
Shadow: Um... no!
[Shadow vanishes]
[Nicole appears in the crowd that has formed]
Nicole: Well well, the Dork Dou again! Why will you not let us eat lunch in peace?! Running up here telling us not to do homework or to stay home. Paah!
Nathan: You are an evil one, Nicole.
Tree: Don’t make us remove you from this dimension like we did to your lackey... Mr. Nicolesbich.
Nicole: Ha! They have a sense of humor! How sweet. Now, let the revolution begin! We will take back supremacy of the halls! Preps!!! Assemble!!
[All Preps in the café run upstairs to the Gym]
Nathan: Uh-oh. I don’t like this...
Tree: Nathan, we have no choice, we must crush their movement, the Preps cannot reclaim the halls, they have oppressed the Freaks for too long!
Nathan: I agree! Natopian Defense Force!!! Assemble!!
[All freaks run up to the Gym]
Sherry: This is big... I wonder if Oakville has these problems?
Emily: Why wouldn’t they? Isn’t this normal high school life?
Sherry: No... not at all.
Scene ends
Scene- Gym A, the Natopian Defense Force and the Prep Patrol, led by Nicole, are facing off
Nicole: Haha! We will reclaim the halls!
Nathan: no, you are incorrect in that assumption!!
Nicole: Then let my Preps decide!! Charge!!
Tree: Implement Defense Force plan DD-234/R5!!!!!!
NDF: Huh?
Tree: [sighs] Charge them!!
NDF: Oh! Ahhhhhh! [Runs at PP]
Narrator: [blank screen covers battle scene] We apologize, but this scene could not be completed due to budget constraints and the laziness of the writer.
Foundations Trilogy
A Drama Written by Nathan Shepard and
Assisted by Theresa Lochhaas
Episode Two: “The Defense Force”
Narrator: Welcome back to All My Mehlville! I’m so glad you are back! Well, I could care less about you personally. I only care that we haven’t been canceled yet. Ha! [In monotone voice] But I am kidding... We are very pleased that you have returned for the second episode.
Scene- The Cool Nook
Theresa: No, Nathan, we can’t do that!
Nathan: We must!
Sherry: What? What must we do Nathan?
Emily: [In bored, sarcastic voice] Oh yes, please tell us, oh faithful leader.
Nathan: [glares at Emily] PREP!
[Several Freaks begin to advance on her]
Emily: Ah! I’m sorry!
Nathan: [To freaks] She’s OK.
[Freaks slowly leave]
Theresa: [Looks thoroughly confused at Nathan’s display of fascism] Um... well... anyway... Nathan wants to mobilize... the.... [In whisper] the Defense Force.
Sherry: Well, waddawe waitin’ for!!
Theresa: I don’t think it’s a good idea! The D.F was created....
Nathan: It’s the N.D.F. Remember?
Theresa: The N.D.F. was created only for real emergencies!
Nathan: The N.D.F. was created for this such emergency! Tree, the Admin is plotting to kill 500 students!! One is dead already!
Theresa: But... it will instill panic!
Nathan: There already is panic! Poor Richard was last seen complaining about too much homework... the next thing everyone hears is that HE’S DEAD!
Sherry: He’s got a good point... I second the motion.
Theresa: You have no say in the matter.
Sherry: [In fake French accent] Au contraire, madamoiselle, the N.D.F. is the Natopian Defense Force, in case you forgot the acronym. And, I am the Grand Judge of Natopia.
Nathan: Yes, Tree, she outranks you.
Tree: Why did I ever let you incorporate the Student Body Defense Force into the Republic of Natopia??
Sherry: I’m glad you let him. [Grins stupidly]
Emily: I’ve never heard of the Student Body Defense Force.
Theresa: When Natedog and I first teamed up after that... incident... we decided to use our powers to help our fellow students. We called ourselves the Student Body Defense Force. Then Nathan here developed Natopia and thought it would be cool to have a military organization in it. So where else did he turn? Me. I got dragged in as the Supreme Spiritual Leader and the Student Body Defense Force was renamed the Natopian Defense Force. Thus putting it under complete control of Nathan... err... the Grand Chancellor.
Nathan: Don’t forget Aaron, he’s the Supreme Commander of the NDF.
Theresa: Yes, of course.
Nathan: But as a Chancellorial Decree I am removing him from command and placing us both in joint leadership.
Theresa: Excellent.
Nathan: Now, we have to recruit the students to our plight. No doubt the administration will have started recruiting. They can offer more then we can as an enlistment bonus... we offer coupons to Steak ‘n Shake... they offer the promise of no homework.
Sherry: These days “no homework” is synominous with “life”
Emily: What a brave new world we live in.
Sherry: Um... guys? Did you notice we haven’t moved... at all... since the scene started?
Emily: Yeah... my legs are getting tired from standing!
Nathan: Hey! Writer!! What kind of screenwriter has four characters motionless for a whole scene??
Narrator: Well, I figured the scene was rather full already, what with the dialogue and the explanation of the Defense Force.
Nathan: C’mon!
Narrator: You don’t wanna mess with a screenwriter! Take this!
[Nathan strips and runs through halls shouting, “I’m gay, and so proud! Be my boyfriend someone!” then returns and dresses]
Nathan: Um... I’m sorry. Can people not remember that?
Nathan: Thanks!
Narrator: Um... you’re not supposed to remember anything.
Nathan: Oh! Hehehe... Never mind then... [Blushes]
Sherry: So how about some of that moving?
Narrator: Oh, right, here ya go!
[Everyone does 20 jumping jacks]
All: Thanks man!
Narrator: No problem.
[Fade out]
Scene- Lunch, café
Nathan: OK, when are we gonna start recruiting?
Tree: [In mock voice] I don’t know, grand chancellor, you tell me!
Nathan: Tree, come come, we are facing grave odds; this is no time to be acting that way!
Sherry: Yeah! Um... I agree!
Emily: [to Sherry] When will we implement the plan?
Sherry: Shush! Not here! We don’t want those two to hear!
Tree: Well, you are speaking very loudly; now I can’t help but ask what you two are up to.
Emily: ... uh.... nothing!
[Shadow enters]
Shadow: Attention human slug beasts! Your school principals are attempting to murder you!! Stay home, don’t do homework!
[Nathan and Tree approach Shadow]
Tree: Will you tell us who you are now?
Shadow: Um... no!
[Shadow vanishes]
[Nicole appears in the crowd that has formed]
Nicole: Well well, the Dork Dou again! Why will you not let us eat lunch in peace?! Running up here telling us not to do homework or to stay home. Paah!
Nathan: You are an evil one, Nicole.
Tree: Don’t make us remove you from this dimension like we did to your lackey... Mr. Nicolesbich.
Nicole: Ha! They have a sense of humor! How sweet. Now, let the revolution begin! We will take back supremacy of the halls! Preps!!! Assemble!!
[All Preps in the café run upstairs to the Gym]
Nathan: Uh-oh. I don’t like this...
Tree: Nathan, we have no choice, we must crush their movement, the Preps cannot reclaim the halls, they have oppressed the Freaks for too long!
Nathan: I agree! Natopian Defense Force!!! Assemble!!
[All freaks run up to the Gym]
Sherry: This is big... I wonder if Oakville has these problems?
Emily: Why wouldn’t they? Isn’t this normal high school life?
Sherry: No... not at all.
Scene ends
Scene- Gym A, the Natopian Defense Force and the Prep Patrol, led by Nicole, are facing off
Nicole: Haha! We will reclaim the halls!
Nathan: no, you are incorrect in that assumption!!
Nicole: Then let my Preps decide!! Charge!!
Tree: Implement Defense Force plan DD-234/R5!!!!!!
NDF: Huh?
Tree: [sighs] Charge them!!
NDF: Oh! Ahhhhhh! [Runs at PP]
Narrator: [blank screen covers battle scene] We apologize, but this scene could not be completed due to budget constraints and the laziness of the writer.