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Post by Z on Feb 27, 2006 13:50:34 GMT -6
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Post by Nathan on Feb 27, 2006 15:03:49 GMT -6
This pathetic revolution will be squashed... bloodlessly. because starvation is bloodless! The Home Fleet of the Imperial Navy has been ordered to blockade the entire island of Muckypuckyland. Should measures become desperate, a small yet capable Marine force is on the Optimist, waiting to come ashore. HSMS Ill de France II, large gunboat, flagship  HSMS Bagelcratican II, protected cruiser  HSMS Frenzy, protected cruiser HSMS Vista de Nada, destroyer  HSMS Optimist IV, cargo/troop transport  |
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Post by Z on Feb 27, 2006 19:37:47 GMT -6
A howitzer filled with rubber chickens opens fire on the Bagelcratican II.
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Post by Z on Feb 27, 2006 19:39:30 GMT -6
Oh and in Lindstorm city!
A group of Anarch-Syndaclist rebels ran threw the in feild of the team Neam stadium during the seventh inning stretch. Reports say they were clad in tube socks and tennis shoes and nothing more! The causilties are yet unknown from this horrible terrorist attack.
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Post by Nathan on Feb 27, 2006 22:44:04 GMT -6
The Black Hole has taken the rebels into custody and is questioning them by means of efficient Natopian-brand torture. The constitutionality of this is perfectly sound, as their citizenship has been removed, they are like mere puppets in the hands of the Order.
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Post by Brian Capelle on Feb 27, 2006 23:05:16 GMT -6
Brian Capelle looks at the flying chickens and goes *eww a CIVIL recwar*
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Post by mz on Feb 28, 2006 11:44:33 GMT -6
MZ calls on the defence people to nuke the revoultion off the face of natopia
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Post by Nathan on Feb 28, 2006 19:59:26 GMT -6
that makes for a very dull revolution  besides... Muckypuckyland is located on Crystal Island... the only source of precious minerals in Natopian territory... we cant radiate the ground otherwise we cant mine the emeralds needed to line the walls of Vista de Nada Palace. We must preserve the wealth that Natopia has accumlated over the years... and proudly display that wealth in my palace. These... revolutionaries hate Natopia and her empire that she has amassed! We must crush them before they besmirch our dear Empire with their... economic equality... pfft, i say. pffft. |
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Post by Z on Mar 1, 2006 7:23:51 GMT -6
Pfft! I say no sir! *very indignently* Viva la revoultion!
The Revoultionary guard join together and sing campfire songs in the face of the capitalist pigs!
Also in Azingrad rebels had a bagel burning were we threw thousands maybe millions of bagels into a huge bonfire! So take that capitalist swine!
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Post by Nathan on Mar 1, 2006 14:41:17 GMT -6
Treason! Out right treason! Your crimes will be paid with by the blood of your subjects Baron!
The Home Fleet has been ordered to shell any ports and the Marines are organizing to invade Azingrad.
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Post by Tasneem on Mar 1, 2006 14:42:56 GMT -6
Whhhhaaaatttt? No one messes with Team Neem!
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Post by Z on Mar 1, 2006 19:59:51 GMT -6
;D Oh but I did! And we all live in the interior around your precious mines!!! So try and shell us capitalist simpletons! Oh and I am not a Baron but Comrade Z! *an evil laugh resonates threw all Natopia making a cold shiver run down all your spines* To the barricades! |
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Post by Z on Mar 3, 2006 8:59:57 GMT -6
A group of Anarcho-Syndalclist rebels begin throwing peace medalians at Natopian troops. Although the medalians arnt actouly capible of seriusly inguring the troops, the irony of a medalian of peace used as a weapon has slain many Natopian soldiers!
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Post by Nathan on Mar 3, 2006 9:10:49 GMT -6
grrr.... irony... the deadliest part of speech
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Post by Z on Mar 3, 2006 9:47:36 GMT -6
Oh it is! Long live Comrade Z of the Natopian Commune! Oh and we held anouther bagel burning in Azingrad! |
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