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Post by FCM on Jun 22, 2006 11:57:01 GMT -6
the following people are banned from entering the county of punkrock under pain of a kick in the teeth: gypsies and other travelers graham norten tony blair george bush diego maradonna citizens of lovely that annoying kid from the frosties advert the bitch that short changed me in the co-op tax officials graham poll, bastard referee who robbed croatia of a 2nd round place and lost me a fiver people who play paladins on world of warcraft evil squirrels hollywood producers, directors & anyone else from the studios (exeptions made for actresses if theyre hot) ricardo the portugese goal keeper christiano ronaldo for being a crybaby and a total cunt the bastard that invented penalty shoot outs members of the westboro baptist church members of that aryan nations church thing for being neo-nazis that worship the jewish god and jesus, a jew the evil monkey-men who are in league with the squirrels james blunt, learn to sing people who take the county of punkrock's list of undesirables seriously updates to be made at will
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Post by Brian Capelle on Jun 23, 2006 10:32:28 GMT -6
Some of these seem discriminatory and even racist, which is very clearly against the Natopian Constitution.
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Post by Nathan on Jun 23, 2006 13:24:33 GMT -6
only the first two... and im ethnically scottish... but i should hope im exempt
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Post by FCM on Jun 23, 2006 15:15:10 GMT -6
the scots arnt a race theyre a nationality and gypsies arnt a race either, theyre a bunch of theiving bastards travellin round the country parking their caravans where it suits them, not paying any tax and claiming the government should provide them their own land to park their caravans on... if they want their own land they can buy it... but not in punkrock the bastards have already squatted on my uncles farm an the police refused to move them off. when they finally did piss off they left a mess that filled two skips. in short i dont want them messin up punkrock, not that i think any of the scum would come here anyway
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Post by petejames on Jun 24, 2006 7:48:28 GMT -6
I'm Scottish. Now don't make me get an army and declare indepencence for Scotland, then ivade England and arrest you
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Post by Z on Jun 24, 2006 12:23:19 GMT -6
Ahem ummm well I'm kinda Scotish...
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Post by FCM on Jun 24, 2006 13:15:25 GMT -6
im surrounded by skirt wearin ginger lunatics oh well could be worse i could be surrounded by gypsies or scottish gypsies or evil scottish gypsy squirrels *shudder*
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Post by petejames on Jun 24, 2006 15:48:43 GMT -6
I suppose I shouldn't be here as I'm Scottish. What a terrible way to treat a diplomat...
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Post by FCM on Jun 24, 2006 16:17:44 GMT -6
lol well punkrock is a very disturbed county of natopia, so dont take it that all of natopia is like this
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Post by Nathan on Jun 25, 2006 0:21:46 GMT -6
ive also got gypsy blood... im really just a mutt of europe BUT im also related to a Bohemian countess... so theres a little noble blood
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Post by FCM on Jun 25, 2006 0:39:38 GMT -6
ur not the only one with noble blood here, or maybe u are i cant say for sure... rumour has it that one of my ancestors on my maternal grandmothers side was a bastard child of charles the second but so far it hasnt been proved or disproved. probably a load of bollocks but u never know with that side of the family lol
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Post by Nathan on Jun 25, 2006 0:48:48 GMT -6
only legitimate children get the royal in their blood... somehow... but i neglected to mention that the bohemian countess was disowned by her family for marrying a commoner... so my noble blood is not so noble... not that its nobility... but its as close as we can get here in america... but im related to John Hancock and William Bradford (first governor of Plymouth Colony)
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Post by FCM on Jun 25, 2006 1:29:49 GMT -6
wow u are a mix aint ya
not noble? william the conquerer was a bastard an he became king, admittedly mainly because he invaded
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Post by Nathan on Jun 25, 2006 1:36:20 GMT -6
i dunno! all i know about royalty and noble blood and bloodlines is from hollywood
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Post by FCM on Jun 25, 2006 3:27:21 GMT -6
oh dear, dont trust hollywood they have a nasty habit of changing history when ever it suits them, i mean hollywood would have u beleive ww2 was fought entirely by american actors, or the ancient greeks had american accents or the romans had english accents. in the gladiator dont u think the romans should have italian accents? thats it hollywood producers and directors are added to the list just wait for the first hollywood iraq war film, i bet there wont be a single british soldier portrayed in it. op. iraqi freedom my arse, op telic sounds much better
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